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#3928: SLOW DANCING


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Tran Q. Nguyen wrote in message <[email protected]>...
>
>                GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I'LL PLAY STAIRWAY
[snipped dj-ascii]
>               I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL DO IT FORK IT OVER


    -=GROW UP!=-   -=FuKWiT!=-


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how the hell do i disable this robot without resorting
to point a plonkmaster2000 at his addy and firing ?
Triteno wrote:
>
> bug oswiadczyl(a) co nastepuje:
> > Nope. Tran never adds authors signatures. If there is one near the
> > picture he leaves it, if there's none then he uses picture without
> > adding it...
>
> ok, great, and what about all that faqs saying "always keep author's
> sign"? I haven't seen there any additional note, that Tran is not
> obligated to do this...

         It's not an obligation...
        just common courtesy.
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joris
In article <cv56d.1931$gm.1560@okepread07>, Faux_Tran <[email protected]>
writes
> #1922 IT'S LIKE A SIMILE BUT NOT QUITE
>
>
>      (( )
>     ( ()    IF YOU RUB YOUR BALLS AND THEN SMELL THEM
>      ())     IT'S ALMOST LIKE SMELLING YOUR BALLS
>    \_ ~_/
>   _(_)(_)_
>==|.------.|===
>  ||     o||
>  |`------'|cjr
>
>Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>
>
>

... ack! ... groan ...

Q.  why does a dog lick his own balls ?
A.  because he can

Q.  why does tQn finger his own butt ?
A.  because nobody else will

obascii>>
tran fingering his own butt:
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                       `~''~'      _|      | <-- Tran Q
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(this breaks my rules of not ever re-posting)
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_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._
>  #3301 CHOCOLATEY
>
>
>    _
>  ,' `,.        IF YOU PUT CHOCOLATE SYRUP ON VANILLA ICE CREAM
> >-.(__)         THEN IT MAKES IT TASTE ALL CHOCOLATEY

Why would anyone ruin vanilla ice cream that way?  Thats like having
sex with a trany.  If you want chocolate ice cream then eat chocolate
ice cream, don't hav sex with a chick with a dick.

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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:10:05 GMT, Faux_Tran <[email protected]> tried to
confuse everyone with this message:

> #2487 APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA
>wikipedia,nerd boy,topical
>
>WE'RE CATALOGUING ALL THE INTERNET-RELATED APRIL FOOL'S
> PRANKS THIS YEAR ON WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY NERDS
>  WHO NEED TO DIE
>                      _  \                 I MOLEST CHILDREN
>                     |_|  \  __          /
>                      |     #..#     \OO
>                      |     .)(.      ||.
>                    ________ || _____ dd _________/
>                    ------------------------------'     jg

ROTFL. One of the best farts ever.

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#4132 THE EXTENDED HARVARD CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM PNEUMONIC


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Tran Q. Nguyen schreef
>
>             .-.   THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT CLINTON !!! WHOSE ENDURING
>            /  /  LEGACY IS THAT APPARENTLY EVERY SINGLE AMATEUR PORN
>           /. /  PHOTOGRAPHER HAS TO HAVE A CIGAR SOMEWHERE IN THE
>  )       /c\/  FUCKING FRAME
>   (     /'\/
>  )     /  /  PEOPLE WE GET IT ALREADY GIVE IT A REST
> (     /  /
>  )   /  /
>   ( /. /.
>    .`.'.Pru
>    `'``

Why does Clinton wear wool underwear?\
.

.

.

.

.
To keep his ankles warm :)

obascii: cigarette

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--
Dennis K.
Lawyers - the larval form of politicians.
#4049 FILMING DAY
youtube,topical

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  \                 ;   Bob_R
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[email protected] (Tran Q. Nguyen) writes:

|> AMOEBA AFTER A ROUGH NIGHT OF ANAL SEX IN THE BUTT

There's ANOTHER type of anal sex?

Tell us more, please....!

obascii:

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Is it just me or can this turkey actually draw ASCII but has a
completely naff sense of humour?


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 WHATEVER THESE TWO PEOPLE ARE DOING TOGETHER LOOKS DISGUSTING

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On Wed, 25 Jun 1997, Srini wrote:

> Is there really an ascii art generator(you put in a .gif or .jpg and it
> converts it into an ascii image)..
> If so, where can I get one?
>
> Thanks,
> Srini

There 're loads of them on the WWW. Start a cool search engine and search
for ASCII. You should be able to find something..


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<[email protected]> writes:

>IRC Uncoloured bee3
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I don't know much about mIRC... you might do better in an IRC newsgroup...
But I do recognize the bees.  I made them.  To find them with signatures
intact, as well as finding more bees, visit:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/insects.htm
-joan
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