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collection.

Included are the ships from the past few posts plus the ones I've had a while.

Here goes.....

CQWK 1.7 * Fate protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise.

The following is a collection of ST ships I've collected...

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It was 31 Mar 1998 06:47:39 GMT when [email protected] (Wxwilki) writed:

>In article <01bd5c5e$2d77f780$838ca6a5@ws131>, "Michael Rawls"
><[email protected]> writes:
>
>From the Actual Calls to Internet Technical Support home page at;
>>http://cornfed.questgate.net/tech_support/
>>
>>=================================================
>>
>>Tech: Internet Tech Support this is so-and-so speaking. May I have your
>>username please?
>>
>>Customer: Yes, I am having problem installing your software. I can put in
>>the first disk and it runs fine. Then it ask for the
>>second disk, but I can't get it to accept disk 2.
>>
>>Tech: Are you getting an error message?

Customer: Yes, it sez I AM A DOOFUS AND I LIKE BIG BOOOZIES!!!!!

>>Customer: No, I just can't get the second disk in the drive. It won't fit.
>>
>>Tech: The disk won't fit in the drive??

Customer: YEAH! AND I EVEN USED A HAMMER!!!!

>>Customer: Yes. The first one goes right in, but the second disk won't fit.
>>
>><The customer was not removing the first disk before trying to insert the
>>second disk>

Well duh.. That's up there with the cup-holder and the various many wierd
things users do with mice (both kinds).

>>====================================================
>>
>
>That's veery intresting.  I'll check that page out when I can.  Meanwhile,
>I've popped a clone to swim the Pacific at hyperspeed to Ireland and have
>authorized it to bang amp's head against the monitor.

*dang!* Yes, it's all becoming clear now.

>--Bill (wondering if this is a clumsy troll)

No, this is:
                 D'oh!
            _____  /            Troll
       __ / /   \\_    |||       /
       \ \| >@_@</ /  \___/     /
        \_    o  _/   /  /     /
        ___\____/____/  /                                 Bananaskin
       /               /                  ----   ____ = /
     /      amp98  ___/         ___               --/ /
    /   /\   .===\\=_________  /  /                //
  /___/   \==               /_/  /     ---- - ---
 /  /\\    \_______________/_/__/                    Hahahaha damn you and
  \\\       \    \                                   /  your "troll" bridge!
  /   \ _____\    \   ______________   -- - ._____/~.
 /   / /          /  /     ____     \   -  _\___ /'      -Billy-Goats-Gruff
\___/\/__________/  /    /      \    \      /   /\        (Getting away)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bridge~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOT TO SCALE (AGAIN) I WILL EXPLAIN THE ABOVE "JOKES" FOR A NOMINAL FEE!
Only 2 Billy-goats-gruffs were eaten alive (in a nice fruit salad) in this
ascii masterpiece!!

amp: who must rest now.
--
__  ______________________________________________________________
...:::///  CLASSIC COWS  \\\:::...

             Part 1 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                  ________________________
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   ( A real COWlector's Item! )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
   ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
     Cow                [email protected]

-  -  -  -  - ; -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
--------------------
TABLE OF COW-NTENTS:
--------------------

 Part 1 ................................... The Classic Cows
 Part 2 ................................... The Sequel of the Cows
 Part 3 ................................... The Return of the Cows
 Part 4 ................................... The Barnyard Gallery
 Part 5 ................................... The Ancient History of the Cows

-  -  -  -  - ; -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

  ______________
  |  D.A.B.'S  |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
  |    COWS    |     /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
  |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
        ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
        ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
  ______||_______
  | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
        ||           /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
        ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
        ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
        ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~

-  -  -  -  - ; -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking      cow with milk

         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
*  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow
...:::///  THE SEQUEL OF THE COWS  \\\:::...

             Part 2 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                  ________________________
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   (    Udderly Cool Cows!    )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
   ^^    ^^
     Cow

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
                                    ______
         (__)                       |    |                   (__)
         (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
      ----\/                  /-----^^^^^^            /-------\/
         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
      ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
         ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^
 Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant


          (___)            (___)             (___)
          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
           \ /              \ /               \ /
        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
       /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/

                        Cowed Forces
             \ _ /
            - ( ) -                          /\
             / " \                         /|  |   (__)
             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
     ^^      ^^
 Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice


           )    (                         _
           (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
          / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
          (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
           (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
  /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
 / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
*  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
   ~~    ~~
     Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo

      ______________________            _______________________
      |                    |            |                     |
      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
      |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
      |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
      |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |
      |--------------------|            |---------------------|
            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1

                  (__)                                   (__)
                  (oo)                                   (oo)
     ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
...:::///  THE RETURN OF THE COWS  \\\:::...

             Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                  ________________________
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   (    We're back!           )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
   ^^    ^^
     Cow

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

                                         _______________________
                            |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )
                            |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)
                           @|   Oo      (---------------------))
          (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )
          (oo)              \   /                       (oo)
   /-------\/        /---------                  /-------\/
  / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II
 *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II
    ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^
   Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow



         ________________                                             (__)
        // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo)
       //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /-------\/
      // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                 / //____\\
     / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\
   (|        |-    ||-       ||)
    |________|_____||________||/                              ***********
     \-( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***
        ---            ---                                  ***          *
                                                           ****o
              Cowpool                                       ******
                                                             ***
                                                              ***     *
           (__)                                                ***  ***
           (oo)                                                 ******
    /-------\/___()~
   / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow smoking a pipe


        o    o    o       o     o              o                    o
                  o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o
           (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o
           (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o
    /-------\/___()       o           o        o          o
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe



          *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *
                  *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *
           (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o
           (oo)   * *           )          .                 *
    /-------\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *
   / |     ||                   (
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
...:::///  THE BARNYARD GALLERY  \\\:::...

             Part 4 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                  ________________________
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   (   Baa! Oink! Who! Moo!   )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
   ^^    ^^
     Cow

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

_______________________________________________________________________________

 __________________________________
/                                  \
| BAA-rilliant sheep by N.M.Farina  |
\________________________  ________/
                        | /
                        |/

                     /\___
          @@@@@@@@@@@  O  \
       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      @ @@@@@@@@@@@@           All Sheep Credit goes to [email protected]
         ||      ||                           (Nick Farina,University
         ~~      ~~                            of Southampton,England)
_______________________________________________________________________________


                      /\__  Sheeping sleep
           @@@@@@@@@@@  - \     ..er,I mean
         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/    Sleeping sheep
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@                                      /\_____
                                                             /   O   \
                                                            /         \
                                                  @@@@@@@@@@          /
                                  Concieted     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/
                                    sheep.     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                               @ @@@@@@@@@@@
            ___                                   ||     ||
           /   |                                  ~~     ~~
          / -  \
          \     @@
          @@@@@@@@@
        @@@@@@@@@@______#
       @@@@@@@@@@_______#      /\___
      @@@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@@@@@@  @  \      Had to put this one in,
      @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/           really,didn't I?
       @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   __
        @@@@@@@\ \  @@@@@@@@@@@     ||
          @    / /   ||     ||      ||
               ~~~   ~~     ~~      ||
                                    ||    __
                                    |\\   ||
                                    ||\\  ||
                                    || \\ ||
                          /\__      ||  \\||
                @@@@@@@@@@  O \     ||___\||________________________
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/     ||\   ||                 .  ....\
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@         || \  ||              .    . . . \
                @@@@@@@@@           ||  \ ||                  .   .   \
           (     >>     >>          ||   \||            .       .   .  \
                 ~~    ~~             \   ||       _______________      \
        (                              \  ||______ |  HIGH JUMP  |_______\
                                        \ |||      \_____________/       |
...:::///  THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE COWS  \\\:::...

             Part 5 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                  ___________________________
         (__)    /                           \      * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   ( Remember when I was a calf? )
  /-------\/  --'\___________________________/     * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
   ^^    ^^
     Cow

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

                      THE BIRTH OF THE COWS
           (in the words of Stephen L. Schultz, the Creator)

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

Now, as for how it all started.  Well, I think John Christensen, my old
roomate, was the first person to discover:      (__)
                                                (oo)
                                                 \/
looked like a cow's head.  He once transmitted it vie write to someone
else and has it say, "MOO".  I suppose it originated from (* *) which in
are implementation of PASCAL was begin and end comment.  And he just
added the rest of it.

Then, as I said earlier, our system had crashed, and I was sitting
around talking with a friend, Geordie Kleuber.  He was working on some
project or other and needed to know ANSI escape sequences.  As I had
just finished writing graphics primitives in MACRO-11 for a project
I was working on, I knew them cold.  So I demonstrated how to position
the cursor and how to turn attributes on and off.

I was doing this in local mode, and wanted something to draw, so I
drew one of John's "MOOs" as he called them.  Then, as I need more
attributes to turn on and off, I added the rest of the body.  Being
the corny person that I am, and seeing as how the Chernobyl incident
was current events at the time, I decided to make the entire cow blink.
Then I made the entire cow blink and bold.  Then I made the entire cow
blink, bold, and reverse video.  And I added captions underneath,
"Within 100 miles of Chernobyl"  "Within 10 miles of Chernobyl"  and
"Within 1 mile of Chernobyl."

Geordie thought it was hilarious.  And as we had a local newsgroup,
local.noise (now csh.noise since the organization was Computer Science
House) for posting all sorts of ramblings.  I decided to make an entire
posting out of the cows.  The house loved them, and so I continued to
make up more.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, Adam Stein, a house member who was cooping
at Xerox, took copies of them and posted them to rec.humor there.
Because at the time, CSH did not have a full news feed, and only got
incoming news, nothing went back out.  Adam one day forwarded me some
letters of people praising the cows.  I didn't know until the third or
fourth posting that they were going out.  Not that I minded.

It was funny.  For the next year or so, people would tell me how while
they were on coop in YourCity, USA they would see my cows posted on the
wall.  When I was at a DECUS once, someone recognized my name (I was
giving a talk on Imaging Science) as the creator of the cows and made
mention of it and about 20 people in the audience knew what he meant
when he spoke of the "net cows."

It was kind of neat.  Since then, they have taken on a life of their
own.  I had no idea how many new ones had been created.  Some of them
are so intricate, it amazes me someone took the time to do it.

Someone once suggested putting them into a book, but I said, "They
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TM <[email protected]> writes:
>in our language this type of building is called 'moshee' . i don't know
>what it is in english so i'll just ask for an ascii-pic of building like
>Taj Mahal.

A moshee? I bet the word is "mosque" in English. Moskee in Dutch (I think)

Here's an amazing pic by Shanaka that might do:

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   |A|                       .':::::    '.                       |A|
  .===.                     /:::::::      \                     .===.
  |/  |                |   ::::::::        :   |                |/  |
  |/  |      |       ,' ', |:::::::        | ,' ',       |      |/  |
  |/  |     ( )     (:.___)\:::____________/(:.___)     ( )     |/  |
  |===|      H    I  |(_)V__)-------------(__V(_)|  I    H      |===|
  |/  |     |=|   Y_.----|  _______________  |----._Y   |=|     |/  |
  |/  |     |:|   | | __ | [,-------------,] | __ | |   |:|     |/  |
  |/  |     |:|   | |/  \| [|    _.-._    |] |/  \| |   |:|     |/  |
  |===|     |:|   |'||  || [|   /  '::\   |] ||  ||'|   |:|     |===|
  |/  |     |:|   |_||__|| []  |    :::|  [] ||__||_|   |:|     |/  |
  |/  |     |:|   | | __ | []  |    :::|  [] | __ | |   |:|     |/  |
  |/  |     |:|   |.|/  \| []  |    :::|  [] |/  \|.|   |:|     |/  |
  |/  |     |:|   | ||  || []  |     ::|  [] ||  || |   |:|     |/  |
  |/__|_____|:|___| ||__||_[]__|_____::|__[]_||__||_|___|:|_____|/__|
 |/    |-------------------------------------------------------|/    |
 |/    |                                                       |/    |
 |/____|_________________________________________________snd___|/____|

--
                              ~@~ VISIT FLUMP"S ASCII COLLECTION!! ~@~
   (')) ^v^  _           (`)_       http://www.xs4all.nl/~klr
  (__)_) ,--j j-------, (__)_)    oOo Hayley Jane Wakenshaw oOo
        /_.-.___.-.__/ \             [email protected]
      ,&| [_],-.[_] | oOo          "If you never did you should.
  ,,,oO8|_o8_|_|_8o_|&888o,,,  These things are fun and fun is good."
                                           - Dr Seuss
In <[email protected]> [email protected] writes:

>
>   I want to place an ASCII PIC of an `exclamation mark' to the right of
> this my menu and a `question mark' to the right of one for a Q&A newsgroup.
>
>
>   <<<News & Announcements>>>
>
>   1 What's goin' on?
>   2 News & Announcements
> ------------------------------------------------
>
>   So, say about four lines tall would be great, but it can be a little bit
> larger than that.  *WaVieZ*

  How's about ...

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  Factory is about to commit suicide after doing ascii art in 2400 . . .

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 / __//  /  / ___/  /  / /  / /  _  /__  /  [email protected]
/_/  /__/__/____/  /__/ /____/__/ |_|___/        ~-..__..-~~~-..__..-~
well, it's been a long while since i've posted to the ascii newsgroups.
here is my latest creation.  my next post will include *every* nba team.
i have now asciified every nba team except for the clippers and i'm almost
done with them.  this hornets logo was quite tricky, but i was able to play
with it some and able to make a decent picture out of a complex logo.
i may go try and add some shadow to the soles of his feet sometime later,
but i'm not sure if i'll get to that or if it'll look right.

once i'm finished with all these nba logos (yes, i'm even working on the
new minnesota t-wolves logo as i speak also), i don't know what i'll do
next.  maybe i'll move to another sport.  maybe i'll do something different
altogether.  who knows.

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ascii artist
In article <[email protected]>, Diane Wenner <[email protected]> wrote:
>artist, and I really enjoy the art.  Puting someone else's work under
>your own name is theft.  Just posting it without saying one way or the
>other is misleading at best.  *If the art is worth saving, the artist's
>name is worth saving.*  You don't have to save the whole post; the

>Diane Wenner
>
>
I recently incorporated 2 new ascii's into my sig, and at the time that I
copied them I didn't think to note the artists' names.  So, if anyone can
tell me who did the violin (which I modified) and the 1911 style pistol
(to which I added DVC) I would appreciate it so that I can credit them in
my sig.  Thanks.
===============================================================
  .::::.     "You owe me 98 cents change."
.::::::::.
|'      `|   The above message will probably piss off someone.
|\      /|   Under the Telecommunications Act, and in spite of
| \    / |   the First Ammendment, it may therefore be illegal.
\  \  /  /
 \  \/  /    The Blue Ribbon Campaign for Online Free Speech
  \  \ /     http://www.eff.org/blueribbon.html
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  / \  \     -Adam Moore                  |\/|_)
 /  /\  \     [email protected]    |  |-\
/  /  \  \
| /    \ |   As an individual capable of free thought, my views
|/      \|   may not be those of Georgia Tech.
'        `               /~(_)~\     ,,
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             //-`'DVC    \_(~)_/     ''
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           ^^^This^^^ & ^^^^this^^^^^^^^^(the rest is mine)
The Scarecrow's FTP site at ftp.wwa.com pub/Scarecrow has had a few
items added to it.

   I have added color pics and animations, in appropriately named
folders.  I also added a folder called Info.  Info has technique files
from Normand and Row, and well as Jorn's ASCIItech file, and FAQs on 3D
and animation.

   And of course it still has The Scarecrow's files, Steve Sullivan's
Small ASCII Pics, Gifscii for many systems, and Figlet.

                Scarecrow's FTP Site
      ->  Host: ftp.wwa.com
       Address: 198.49.174.1
          Path: pub/Scarecrow

-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101       29173 Jul 15 22:33 3-DGallery
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  ftp-adm  111400 Jul 18 10:04 AAResources
drwxr-xr-x  2 1552  ftp-adm    1536 Jul 21 01:15 Animations
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101       88495 May 16 13:12 BBSGallery
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101      305062 Apr 18 18:23 BestOfSAAAs.Z.uu
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101       89010 Apr 18 18:37 BestPics.Z.uu
drwxr-xr-x  2 1552  ftp-adm    1024 Jul 21 01:36 Color
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  ftp-adm   53501 Jul 18 10:04 FAQ
drwxr-xr-x  2 1552  ftp-adm     512 Jul 15 22:28 Figlet
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101       57752 Apr 18 18:49 FontFile.Z.uu
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101       67632 Mar 21 13:04 Funnies
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101       61819 Mar 28 21:37 GIFGallery
drwxr-xr-x  2 1552  ftp-adm     512 Jul 14 23:10 Gifscii
drwxr-xr-x  2 1552  ftp-adm     512 Jul 20 23:51 Info
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101      107515 May  2 11:06 MORE
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101      160802 Mar 21 21:19 SAAA1.Z.uu
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101      184544 Mar 22 03:13 SAAA2.Z.uu
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101      176923 Apr  6 22:38 SAAA3.Z.uu
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  101      181737 May 24 01:29 SAAA4.Z.uu
-rw-r--r--  1 1552  ftp-adm  104631 Mar 28 22:58 SigGallery.Z.uu
drwxr-xr-x  2 1552  ftp-adm    1536 Jul 14 23:25 SmallASCIIPics


   Have fun with it, and thank Greg Gulik, [email protected], for allowing the
FTP folder for the ASCII art.

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Coralie J. Allen <[email protected]> wrote:
>I just want to express my appreciation for the thoughtful and varied
>works of the artists who go by the handles of Snoopy and Scarecrow.
>We all owe them a round of applause!
>
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>Well, that's the best I can do for an applause circle this early in the
>ayem.  Anyway, enjoy!

   I'm glad you like something I've made.  It's my pleasure.

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On Thu, 19 Sep 2002 13:45:28 +0200, "Joaquim G�ndara" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>It's pretty damn irritating that neither my news server nor Google carries
>these posts, and all I see is the quoted punchlines. :(

Here.





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him?
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   These are 3-D pics.  You need to have similar vision in both eyes.  Some
are viewed by focusing your eyes as if you were looking at the back of the
monitor.  With others you put your nose on the monitor glass in the middle of
the graphic.

   I've included 'From:' lines to tell who emailed or posted the piece(s).
In many cases, the person who sends or posts the art is not the creator.
Unfortunately that information is sometimes lost.  The sender's comments are
in quotes, mine are in brackets, and anything else came with the art.

   If you have any 3-D art, send it to: [email protected]

   Enjoy!

Scarecrow
______________________________________________________________________________


From: [email protected] (DR J)

Bob Allison ([email protected]) wrote:
: In article <[email protected]>, DR J <[email protected]> wrote:
: >
: >                 O                  O
: >                O      ,          O      ,
: >                O    .:/         O     .:/
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: >                 o::33333://       o:33333::///
: >                >::3333333\\      >:3333333:\\\
: >                  ''\\\\\" '\       ''\\\\\"  '\
: >                     ';\    '\         ';\     '\
: >
:    Being only a scarecrow, I'm not the 3-D expert, but wouldn't it help if
: it were an image of two or more fish, a big one in the foreground, and a
: smaller one(s) in the back.  And maybe some seaweed.  Then you'd have
: some planes to differenciate.  No?

"I don't know, some people are just never satisfied! *grin* ;-)

Hmmmmmmm. I took the two existing fish, turned 'em around and made 'em
smaller. Next I spent about two days trying to draw decent seaweed! Tried
everything, line, letters, shift characters, even tried Vielleuxing (tm)
the seaweed but that came out too dark. In the end I settled on colons and
full stops, that way you can actually see the fish. Had to get rid of some
bubbles though, there were too many layers."
 29672 Bytes   Greetings from "German Milk Marketing Board" Hamburg

/* ---------- "The Complete Guide to Cows -- Novem" ---------- */

            --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS  <<==--
                 as you've NEVER seen them before!

                  ________________________
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   (  November 1989 Version!  )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/      * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||             Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
                    Please send your submissions to:
     Cow                [email protected] // [email protected]

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                   with milk     after milking     cow with milk

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                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



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  ()			Fade to Grey (Devenir Gris) - VISAGE
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|         http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/3839/ascii.html          |
|  _______________________________        _______________________________  |
|/                                 \    /                                 \|
( *hug* )                           |/\|                           ( *hug* )
 \ ___ /                         '..(  )..'                         \ ___ /
                                     \/



____
From: Alfred R. Toscano <[email protected]>

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|         http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/3839/ascii.html          |
|  _______________________________        _______________________________  |
|/                                 \    /                                 \|
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From: [email protected] (Dustin Slater)

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|                         \/_/\/_/\/___/  \/___L\ \/___/                   |
|                                           /\____/                        |
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|  _______________________________        _______________________________  |
|/                                 \    /                                 \|
( *hug* )                           |/\|                           ( *hug* )
 \ ___ /                         '..(  )..'                         \ ___ /
                                     \/



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*snuggle*      *snuggle*    *nuzzle*       *nuzzle*       *nuzzle*   *kiss*
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|  _______________________________        _______________________________  |
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 \ ___ /                         '..(  )..'                         \ ___ /
                                     \/


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|  _______________________________        _______________________________  |
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                                     \/


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>From: [email protected] (Tina Louise Hesman)
>Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.arts.ascii
>Subject: Line: Honey Bunnies (Final? version)
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                                     \/


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|  _______________________________        _______________________________  |
|/                                 \    /                                 \|
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 \ ___ /                         '..(  )..'                         \ ___ /
                                     \/


____
From: [email protected] (Normand Veilleux)


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R. Elizabeth A.


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(_)-(_)
Rainald
Kaspirek


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From: [email protected] (Dustin Slater)
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:      `  *     *  '   "   from   > :
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* See also the file of hearts for more Valentine's type stuff

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From: [email protected] (Colin Douthwaite)
Subject: Valentines! Valentines! Valentines! ( Long 49K )
Date: 3 Feb 1995 03:53:29 GMT


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|      \ \ \ \ \ \ \  /'__`\ /'_` \  /'_` \/\ \ /' _ `\  /'_ `\  /',__\    |
|       \ \ \_/ \_\ \/\  __//\ \L\ \/\ \L\ \ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \/\__, `\   |
|        \ `\___x___/\ \____\ \___,_\ \___,_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \____ \/\____/   |
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|  _______________________________        _______________________________  |
|/                                 \    /                                 \|
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                                     \/


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by Suzanne Marie Jiloca
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        -o_o-  Confused Cunning Pike


          \
        -O_O-  Cunning Pike In Current


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        -O_O-  King Cunning Pike


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        -O_O-  Queen Cunning Pike


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        -O_--  Cunning Pike Winking


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                      |      (C) Copyright 1992
                      |
                      |          Ver 1.00
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                      The Koala Bear Collection V1.0
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                8(  E-Mail: [none after the 4th March]  8(
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      {~._.~}       {~:_:~}       {~...~}       {~+_+~}       {~___~}
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      (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)

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                    saying        saying        koala         koala
                    yes           no

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      ()~*~()       ()~*~()       ()~*~()       ()~*~()       ()v-v()
      (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)Y(_)       (_)^(_)

      Asian         A very        Surprised     Male          Female
      koala         tired         koala         koala         koala
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      _( Y )_        ( Y )         ( Y )         ( Y )         ( V )
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      (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)       (_)-(_)

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      koala         koala         koala         koala         koala

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      Skywalker     Vader         a splitting   koala         koala
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